Boob Job Money Jar Makes a Great Gift, If You're an Idiot

[Erik Deckers]

A recent post in Contexts magazine reveals one of the signs of the Apocalypse: A boob job money jar you can purchase on a website. For girls.

That's right. You can teach your young daughters fiscal responsibility and artificial self-esteem by getting them this money jar.

Or if you're not comfortable with this as a gift for your daughter, get it for one of your female coworkers. Have a good chuckle at the look on her face when she opens her gift. Enjoy a good laugh just before she slaps your face. Have a hearty guffaw as you're fired and hit with a sexual harassment lawsuit.


You can learn more about how to alienate and offend your children or co-workers at the Laughing Stalk blog.

[Dr. Bryan Bingham]

I saw a robe for a little girl that had a little picture of a credit card that said "little charger in the making." I was happy to see that it was on clearance.

[Jeff Zuber]

Just ordered two of them as bookends for my VanWilder DVD collection.....LOL
I see a whole Jeff Foxworthy skit for these jewels!

[Theresa Browning]

There should be a companion jar with it for self-esteem therapy and removal surgery when the sillicone causes further health problems.