A recent post in Contexts magazine reveals one of the signs of the Apocalypse: A boob job money jar you can purchase on a website. For girls.
That's right. You can teach your young daughters fiscal responsibility and artificial self-esteem by getting them this money jar.
Or if you're not comfortable with this as a gift for your daughter, get it for one of your female coworkers. Have a good chuckle at the look on her face when she opens her gift. Enjoy a good laugh just before she slaps your face. Have a hearty guffaw as you're fired and hit with a sexual harassment lawsuit.
You can learn more about how to alienate and offend your children or co-workers
at the Laughing Stalk blog.