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Comment by Cissi Sherlock on June 7, 2012 at 11:11pm

Eat this....I mean...DRINK this, Mayor Bloomberg!

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on June 3, 2012 at 11:01pm

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on May 30, 2012 at 8:48pm

Talk about being diverse :0)
THE ULTIMATE ETHNIC JOKE...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans...

Walk into a fine restaurant.
　
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group.

"You can't come in here without a Thai."

(Rim shot!)

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on May 30, 2012 at 8:29pm

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on May 30, 2012 at 8:28pm

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on April 11, 2012 at 11:55pm

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on April 11, 2012 at 1:08am

EXERCISE  FOR PEOPLE  OVER 50

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. 

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. 

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

(I'm at this level.)

  
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on April 9, 2012 at 4:05am

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on March 31, 2012 at 12:19am

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on March 22, 2012 at 12:08pm

"How are you doing?" said a young guy bumping into his friend at the bar.

"I was fine...until last night."

"Why? What happened?"

"My girlfriend and I were talking about how many people we had slept with."

"Oh, what did she say?"

"She said she could count the number of guys she's slept with on one hand."

"That's good, surely?"

"Yeah, I was relieved...but then I saw she was holding a calculator."

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