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Comment by Cissi Sherlock on July 2, 2012 at 7:58am

On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church members were going door to door to invite people to visit their services. When they knocked on one door, it was immediately clear the woman who answered was not happy to see them.

She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message, and before they could say anything more, she slammed the door in their faces.

To her surprise, however, the door did not close; in fact, it bounced back open. She tried again, really putting her back into it, and slammed it again with the same result - the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in her door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson. Just then, one of them said quietly: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you really need to move your cat."

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Comment by Cissi Sherlock on June 14, 2012 at 11:40am

A man escapes from jail after 15 years and breaks into a house.  He sees a couple in bed, ties the man to a chair and the woman to the bed.  hH climbs on top of the woman and kisses her on the neck , then goes into the bathroom.  The man says "Honey this guy is an escaped convict.  I can tell by the way he kissed you on the neck. Give him anything he wants so he won't kill us. Be strong,honey.  I love you!"   The woman says " He didn't kiss me.  hH whispered in my ear he was gay and that you were cute.  Then he asked where the Vaseline was.  I told him it was in the bathroom.  Be strong honey!  I love you too!!!!!"

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on June 8, 2012 at 10:26pm

A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.

The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams the bartender. "This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm not paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch."

The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch.

The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar. "This is only 6-year-old scotch. I won't pay for this, and I insist on, a good, 12-year-old scotch.

The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best quality, 12-year-old scotch.

The man sips the drink and says, "Now that's more like it."

An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the entire episode, walks down to the finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass down in front of him and asks, "What do you think of this?"

The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust, violently spits out the liquid yelling "Why, this tastes like "P" to which the old drunk

replies, "That's right, now tell me how old I am."

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