Make me Laugh – Show me the FUNNY!

[Cissi Sherlock]

Join our new group dedicated to those who are happy! This group is for those who see funny in every aspect of life,,,funny where there may be no funny. This group is dedicated to those who have a joke on their mind, in their heart, coming out of their mouth or on a video. You might have seen it on the internet. Share it! This group is dedicated to that person who sees something funny and just have to share it. It can be political, religious, personal, sexy, or just darn funny!



Here you can post your joke or any situations that just cracked you up. We want to laugh, too. You can post funny videos from TV or home. This just might be the place you come to first thing in the morning to put a smile on your face for the day! Just make me laugh. We don't want Johnny Knoxville, all that ain't funny. We do want something everyone can laugh at! Anaything wierd, wild, whacky and funny - we want want to laugh with you!



I love to laugh!



The rules are that (1) your joke may not be blatantly disrespectful. Knowing that some jokes may be off color, that will not be criteria for posting. Off-color can be funny – blatant disrespect is not. So, tell a joke (even if it is a bit risqué) without hurting someone. (2) You can't be supersensitive when reading a joke or about a funny situation. All I ask is that you keep an open mind and keep in mind that this group is for entertainment purposes ONLY. (3) If you are offended, you are welcome to say so, but please, PLEASE, don't waste our time and ruin the happy mood by go into a page long diatribe on why you are offended or how it makes you feel. You will get over it! As they say on TV, if you don't like it change the channel. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! If you don't like it---Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! OMG! I know you are going to like it!



The soul purpose of this group is to make me laugh. And, when I laugh – YOU laugh!



You can VOTE on the funnies on a scale of 00-5. 00 is the worst you have heard or seen. 5 is the best! If the funny you see or hear reminds you of something else, feel free to post it. Jump on in. It just might be funny, too. I just want to laugh!



So, for all you comedians out there and those of you who want to laugh, Make me Laugh – Show me the FUNNY!


Note: Material deemed TOO off color stands the chance of being removed.

It would be nice of you to join or group before you post, but all funny stuff is welcome!

[Cissi Sherlock]

Acts 2:38

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of church services, when she was startled by an
intruder.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home
of its valuables and yelled:

"Stop! Acts 2:38!"
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins
may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called
the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:

"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar.

"She said she had an Axe and Two 38's"'

Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than
one!

[Charles Calvin Deppert]

This made me laugh the loudest this week!

[Cissi Sherlock]

Thanks, Chuck!!!!!!

[Annie Sever-Dimitri]

This will hands down be my favorite group! I am so excited to see this. I laugh at the drop of a hat--3 Stooges are some of my all time favorite folks. Love the stupid songs on Hee Haw and can sing them with other people who grew up on a farm. Still laugh at crap my husband said 8 years ago. And on and on.... I almost started laughing out loud while swimming in the Natatorium this morning. I was wondering if I peed in the pool, would a red line follow me around ? Did your parents ever tell you that when you swam at the local pool as a kid? "Don't you dare pee in that pool---a red line will follow you around, and everyone will know you peed in it". Boy, isn't that enough to put the fear of God in ya as a kid?

Oh, have you checked out the Farting Preacher on You Tube? Priceless. I need to visit that site today. I get the laughs without the stink.

[Cissi Sherlock]

My best friends mother died a few years back.

He mother was an upbeat person and didn't want a conventional funeral! My friend asked me to sing the song "Amen", but with a twist. Our new rendition (which we did not sing!) was:

Amen!
(insert your own words that are dirty, funny, disgraceful, stupid, disrespectful or just plain obscene!)
Amen!
(insert your own words that are dirty, funny, disgraceful, stupid, disrespectful or just plain obscene!)
Amen. Amen. Amen.

Do it over!

Amen!...

but that was not the nighlight of the funeral.

I took a cartoon to the memorial, as she was creamated. As I sat on the front row with the family, I passed it down to my friend. She cracked up and started passing it around. soon, our whole section was chuckling! those that were not chuckling had scowls on their faces. You know, the "how can you do that at a funeral!" scowl.

After the memorial, she gave the cartoon to the pastor and he roared back in laughter!

The cartoon was of a zombie and a pastor with a collar on. IN one frame the zombie was holding his had out to the holy man and saying, "Pull my finger!". In the second frame the holy man was standing there with a dazed look on his face, holding the finger of the zombie. The zombie was bowled over in laughter!

We sent her mother out in grand fashion!

[Charles Calvin Deppert]

I'm sure your mom was laughing too! My farorite memories were the times mom and I traded jokes.